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i gave harry styles jungle worms.
One Direction at the airport today
  • Harry: Hey guys I have an idea lets make ovaries explode even more than usual today how does that sound?
  • Niall: Okay cool let me just sex myself up a bit so I look like a combination of Jesus and Jesus okay cool wait no let me bring a guitar too bitches love guitars okay cool
  • Liam: Okay I'm going to dress like Troy Bolton from High School Musical because everyone loves High School Musical okay and I'll be all cute and sign autographs and yeah okay good
  • Louis: For me I'll just wear a beanie because that makes the girls crazy okay yeah and oh I'll hug my girlfriend and be all cute and make sure everyone gets pictures so they wont know I'm gay okay yeah that'll throw em off
  • Harry: I'm just gonna shake my hair out and make myself look like a sex god oh wait I do that every day okay well I guess I dont have to do anything more now do I
  • Zayn: And I've got a baby
  • Harry: Okay cool lets go

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